Biden Arrives at APEC Meeting Fashionably Late, Malfunctions Multiple Times

After Biden’s creepy and shameful interaction with Mexico’s president, it was time for a break before heading to the actual APEC meeting scheduled for the day. That break went a little too long, though, as world leaders were left twiddling their thumbs for half an hour, wondering when things would kick off.

When he finally showed up, he did what he always does to prove that he is still full of energy and has not physically degenerated in front of our eyes.

I have my own theories about why Biden arrived late at an event that presidents normally don’t miss. I don’t believe it was due to some urgent presidential business. I’m not saying his staffers were busy pumping him full of uppers, but I’m not saying they weren’t either.

It’s like asking my dog to do long division. It doesn’t work. What’s in that man’s mouth? Throughout the clip, he appears to be sucking something as he stumbles through his words.

Maybe he has a cold.

For months, Biden has been wiping his nose in public and coughing. Is this just an allergy or something else? His medical records are at Fort Knox. He doesn’t seem to be in good health, physically or mentally.

But the president brought jokes. Try not to laugh when you watch this.

The “all jokes aside” line is hilarious when no one laughs in the room. I would guess that they didn’t laugh because nothing he had said was funny. It’s not funny to force more women than men into positions of authority in order to support some identity politics narrative. It’s stupid and self-defeating. How do I know this? Karine Jean Pierre has a position at the White House. This proves that merit was not a factor in who was hired.

It’s time for the bonus round. I’ll give a pat on the back to the person who can explain what is happening in the next clip.

The contrast is evident. Biden’s Peruvian counterpart isn’t young. The 61-year-old woman sitting next to President Biden looks three generations older. The fact that China’s Xi Jinping has just walked all over Gavin Newsom and Biden is proof that this stuff matters. Weakness breeds aggression. When a president of a country looks like he’d be better off sitting on a park bench and feeding birds, this is inevitable.