It’s no secret that family entertainment isn’t what it used to be, but an occurrence over the weekend provided a particularly poignant illustration. As evidenced by online video, a man’s unmentionables stirred the stream at an iconic Christmas-themed amusement ride.
On November 10th, Disneyland began its annual season of Holiday decor and events — which is doubtlessly delightful for anyone who celebrates holidays. Amid the illuminated extravaganza, the park’s bedecked It’s a Small World boating bonanza always makes a big splash. But Sunday, something was in the water; and it wasn’t yuletide cheer.
Early in the afternoon, an early-arriving patron stripped off and climbed on the famous scenic ride. As guests looked on, he sang along with the figurines of festive scenes and international songs. As he sang and played with the dolls, parents and children watched in awe.
The episode may have started during The Nutcracker Suite if the Christmas version of the attraction included a Sugar Plum Fairy. The man was fully fleshed except for his underwear.
He walked around, dipping his genitals in the lagoon. He loitered like a loon. Postings show his clothes piled up and him moseying about a Taj Mahal miniature. Watch the Slim Goodbody haired man give parkgoers Blue Christmas.
Someone got real weird on It’s A Small World at Disneyland today pic.twitter.com/ff0Zswii4i
— Disney Scoop Matt 🎄 (@DisneyScoopGuy) November 26, 2023
One witness captioned the footage on Instagram:
“When you get stuck on (It’s a) Small World, weird things happen, lol. He just pushed the boat behind us. He is just some guy. We were stuck on the ride for about an hour and 15 minutes. Thankfully, we are safe and we got off safely.”
Clothing is no longer a necessity in today’s society.
Even so, the incident on Sunday was still unexpected. It didn’t end with “exposed underwear.” The man, like the Disney spy-spectacular ‘G-Force’, was eventually de-briefed.
The now-fully-nude nut was probably compelled to Weenie the Pool by the water, and by Tigger Warning, the park’s most iconic character.
FLASH MOUNTAIN: A naked 26-year-old man was arrested at Disneyland Sunday after putting on a performance guests may not have been expecting. https://t.co/yQTsmPybqt pic.twitter.com/Ao1Mk5j8hm
— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) November 27, 2023
He was immediately removed from the premises, naked, wet, and wide open.
It’s November and the water is probably cool. The cops literally carried him away in front of a crowd, his feet apart. He looked like a naked exhibit that was not Enchanted.
He was surely embarrassed as his newly-pickled privates stood out. When you are a male streaker, and you dip into a canal of cold water, you will be pulled out. It’s A Small World. In appearance, it could have been “Frosty the Thus-No-Man,” to reference a Christmas character.
It may not have been an elephant trunk that was involved, but it would be more appropriate if it had happened in Dumbo. According to an Anaheim Police Department press release, “the man was taken as a precaution to a hospital.”
The Californian kook should not set his sights next on Knott Merry Farm.
