Rising Temperatures, Rising Tensions: Warm Weather Linked to Surge in Mass Shootings in America’s Blue Cities

Most people associate spring with baseball, barbecues, and Hawaiian shirts. But I see it as spring training for the upcoming bumper crop of inner-city Fusiliers who will be stoking each other’s lust.

A mass shooting is four or more victims, not including the shooter, being shot in a fluid environment. If I shot three people and took a nap, then shot three more a little later, it would not be considered a mass shooting.

In 2019, there were 414 mass shootings across the United States. This was before Democrats unleashed a crime wave by releasing criminals on cashless bail and spreading myths that George Floyd had been killed by “racist police” (he died from a fentanyl-induced overdose). In the “summer of love” of 2020, that number soared to 610. In 2021-2023 the numbers were 689, 646, and 656.

I was surprised to see that there were fewer mass shootings this year. I decided to do some research.

James Alan Fox of USA Today, the mass shooting expert, reported correctly that mass shootings have been down this year.

By March 13, 2023, there will be 114 mass shootings as opposed to 74 in 2018. Someone might breathe a sigh of relief after seeing this. Perhaps the annual festival of lead in America is about to end.

I’m not sure that Mr. Fox considered the weather’s effect on those who spread lead in large quantities.

Seven of the ten most recent mass shootings took place in the Deep South. One occurred in North Carolina. Another was in King City, Calif.

On February 25, Chicago experienced two shootings at large when the temperature was 62 degrees.

The winter is almost over, which means that mass shootings will be on the rise, with the worst offenders being the Democrat-run sh*tholes in America.

Time change, warm weather, and holiday weekends are all prime times for mass shootings. You have a good chance of perforating your neighbors, especially in Chicago, Philadelphia, and Washington, D.C.

In 2023, the mass shooting that resulted in the most victims combined (both injured and killed) occurred at a Sweet 16 Party in Dadeville. Four people were killed, and 32 others were injured. Lewiston in Maine had the highest number of victims, with 18 killed and 13 wounded.

Now is a great time to remind you that D.C. and Chicago have stringent–and meaningless–anti-gun laws.

Should we celebrate the fact that there will be fewer mass shootings by 2024? Not a chance! It would be like saying the Yankees don’t have fans because of the gale in the stadium.

So far in March 2024, 15 people died and 51 others were injured in mass shootings.

Memorial Day, Father’s Day, and Labor Day are all in warm weather, which is perfect for those who want to kill at least four other people, especially in places like Chicago, where crime is rampant.

I predict that the illegal gangbangers’ influx will also contribute to the mass shootings in America, particularly in areas overcrowded with “diversity gifts” from Venezuela.

New Yorkers have to roll up their sleeves and tuck in their pants to get to work. Some employees have been told by their employers that they should dress down, leaving their bling at. home.

It is election season, and I believe the Democrats will do anything to prevent Trump from occupying the White House. It’s okay if that means reviving their crime wave. Communists are not afraid to sacrifice bodies to achieve their goals.

You can expect the Stalinists to use their statistics on gun crimes to scare and grab your attention. They know that they cannot completely subjugate a nation while We The People are still armed.