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North Korea’s Shocking Tactics: 99 ‘Filth’ Balloons Drift South

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I must admit, anytime I have the chance to write about something other than the Trump trial, or Biden’s inability to speak English, I take it.

North Korea is largely hidden from the rest of the world. It’s likely that the majority of North Koreans also don’t have much knowledge about North Korea. It’s a very closed-off country.

We may not have the NoKo executives who came up with this idea, but we can still give them a few extra points for their originality.

The Washington Post:

SEOUL — North Korea sent about 260 trash-filled balloons over the border to South Korea on Wednesday as a reaction to anti Pyongyang leaflets that were coming from the South.

Tuesday night, the balloons started landing. Residents in the South were warned by the Joint Chiefs of Staff of the South not to touch the balloons or report them to police or the military.

According to the JCS, some of the balloons even reached the south-east part of the country.

This is actually further than many of the North Korean missiles.

According to WaPo the bags contained a variety of trash, including unidentified “filth,” some with manure. Did you think I would just leave it at that?

The South Korean leaflet was a big disappointment to the commies.

North Korea announced on Sunday that it would “tit-fortat” the border by dumping “mounds” of filth and wastepaper.

North Korea stated that “[South Korea] would directly experience the effort required to remove them.” “We will act immediately if our national security, sovereignty and interests are violated.”

I won’t bother to search for a Korean equivalent of “tit-fortat”. The phrase is a little weird to me in English.

I think Congress could use floating balloons to send messages. It seems like the floating bags of poop in the House chamber would be perfect for an Uniparty meeting. This is a perfect representation of what’s happening there right now. Close your eyes and imagine it. Tell me if you’re wrong.

See?

It’s not that I would like to steal a few words of a North Korean Communist official, but this seems appropriate. Members of Congress need to “directly” experience the effort required to clean up the mess they create.

Citizens of the Republic have had enough.

Don’t hate. This is what I’ll leave you with:

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