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Kamala Harris ‘Book of Achievements’ Turns Heads—But It’s All Blank Pages

The country and the rest of the world are facing many grave issues, such as a possible Israeli strike on Iran, the devastating havoc caused by Hurricane Helene, and the imminent danger from Hurricane Milton.

 

Sometimes, though, you stumble across something so hilarious that you can’t help but laugh. This was my experience Sunday evening when I saw a tweet that showed a book listing all of Kamala Harris’ accomplishments.

 

What is so funny? The book has blank pages. It’s double knee-slapper as we called it in my youth.

 

 

This is really good stuff. This reminds me of the books I used to see in Barnes and Noble around holidays: “The Book of Irish Erotica,” and “The Nuanced Thoughts of Joe Biden.”

 

A search on the internet will reveal blank books like “The Presidency Of Hillary Clinton” or “All The Great Things About Turning 50”. Or, my favorite: “What Women Know About Men.”

 

Try not to laugh.

 

Donaldo Trumpo is one of our favorite Internet personalities. He said, “SO GOOD!! ”

 

 

It turns out it is actually a published book (blank), and some readers have added funny tongue-in-cheek reviews. “Had a difficult time putting it down as it inspired me.” This is a truly amazing and riveting masterpiece. It gives you an insight into the woman’s mind and personality.

 

“An incredibly honest read about our V.P.” No matter your political affiliation, this book is highly recommended.

 

 

Harris could benefit from a full quarter-page or half-page of his “accomplishments”.

 

  • The tie-breaking vote for the “Inflation Reduction Act” helped to send inflation through a roof
  • She failed miserably as “border czar” in overseeing the floodgates at our southern border as millions of illegal immigrants poured in
  • I was promoted to Democrat Presidential candidate without ever winning a primary vote
  • She covered up the shocking mental decline of Joe Biden, her supposed boss, as the rest of the world was fully aware of his utterly compromised state.
  • Has not held a single media conference since becoming the Dem nominee, 77 days ago

 

I’m certain there are many other achievements but I cannot think of one that has made a difference to the average American’s life. The pages of her book are nearly blank, just like her mind.

 

Vote accordingly.

American Conservatives

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