When Rules Apply to Everyone Except You
Here’s what grinds my gears about Washington. We’ve got two people who spent decades lecturing Americans about accountability, transparency, and the rule of law. Now they’re doing everything possible to avoid sitting down under oath to answer questions about their relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. The mental gymnastics required to defend this would win Olympic gold.
Chairman James Comer wasn’t having it. On Monday, he rejected what can only be described as a last-ditch plea deal from the Clintons’ legal team. Their counteroffer? Bill would graciously agree to a four-hour chat that’s not under oath. Hillary would send in a written statement. You know, like a kid turning in a sick note from mom instead of showing up to take the test.
This comes after six months of delays, rescheduling, and flat-out no-shows. The original subpoenas went out last year. The depositions got pushed from October to December, then to January. When January rolled around, the Clintons simply didn’t appear. That’s not how this works for regular Americans, and it shouldn’t work that way for former presidents either.
The Art of Running Out the Clock
Comer’s response was surgical. He pointed out that a transcribed interview would let Bill Clinton “refuse to answer whatever questions he wanted for whatever reasons he wanted.” That’s not testimony. That’s a press conference with better lighting.
And that four-hour limit? Comer called it exactly what it is: an escape hatch. Anyone who’s watched Bill Clinton talk knows the man can fill time like nobody’s business. Comer even noted Clinton’s “established record of being a loquacious individual.” That’s diplomatic speak for saying he’ll talk your ear off about everything except what you actually asked.
The chairman’s frustration practically jumped off the page. He wrote that the Clintons’ “desire for special treatment is both frustrating and an affront to the American people’s desire for transparency.” Hard to argue with that assessment when you’re watching two people who’ve built careers on public service suddenly develop an allergy to public accountability.
This isn’t about partisan witch hunts. Nine Democrats on the House Oversight Committee voted to hold Bill Clinton in contempt. Three Democrats voted the same way for Hillary. When you’re losing members of your own party on a procedural vote about whether you should show up when Congress asks, that tells you something.
What They’re Really Avoiding
Let’s talk about Jeffrey Epstein for a moment. The man was a convicted pedophile who ran in elite circles and died under suspicious circumstances while awaiting trial on federal sex trafficking charges. His connections to powerful people remain one of the most disturbing open questions in recent American history.
The Clintons were friends with Epstein back in the day. That’s documented. Flight logs show Bill Clinton took multiple trips on Epstein’s private jet. These aren’t conspiracy theories cooked up in somebody’s basement. They’re facts that deserve answers.
Congress has every right to investigate these connections. The Oversight Committee isn’t asking the Clintons to confess to crimes. They’re asking them to show up, raise their right hands, and answer questions about what they knew and when they knew it. That’s baseline civic responsibility for any American, let alone a former president and first lady.
But instead we get lawyers sending letters on Saturday nights trying to negotiate terms like they’re hammering out a business merger. The entitlement is staggering.
The Vote That’s Coming
The House is scheduled to vote as early as Wednesday on holding both Clintons in contempt of Congress. If it passes, and it likely will given the bipartisan support on the committee level, they face serious consequences. We’re talking substantial fines and potentially jail time.
That’s not hyperbole. Contempt of Congress is a real charge with real penalties. Steve Bannon found that out. Peter Navarro learned it the hard way. The law doesn’t care about your resume or how many state dinners you’ve hosted.
What makes this particularly rich is the contrast with how Democrats treated Trump administration officials who resisted subpoenas. The outrage was deafening. The principles were non-negotiable. Congressional oversight was sacred and resistance was obstruction. Funny how that righteousness evaporates when it’s your team in the hot seat.
Comer’s letter made clear the committee has bent over backward to accommodate the Clintons. Six months of patience. Multiple rescheduled dates. Clear explanations of why in-person depositions under oath matter. At some point, accommodation becomes enabling.
The American people deserve answers about Epstein’s network and who knew what. They deserve to see their leaders held to the same standards as everyone else. And they definitely deserve better than watching two of the most powerful political figures of the last half-century treat congressional subpoenas like optional calendar invites.
Wednesday’s vote will show whether House members believe in equal justice or special privileges for the connected class. My money’s on contempt passing. What happens after that? Well, that’s when things get interesting.
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