I think Keith Olbermann has a fetish for getting ratioed. I can’t give him a title because I don’t know what he does anymore. After being fired from his previous media job, I think he now hosts a podcast that no one listens to.

Olbermann, who is a childless, unmarried scold in his advanced age, decided to attack Riley Gaines without any legitimate reason. He declared in a social-media rant that the women’s sports activist was “bad at swimming.” She had the audacity to suggest that defining a woman was a positive thing.

Olbermann’s post was immediately tagged with a note from the community.

It is important to note that Gaines didn’t “lose” against transgender Lia Thomas. She tied him and the college swimming authorities decided to give the biological male trophy instead of her because it made a better picture. Olbermann is the only one who can screw up even a basic comeback.

But he wasn’t finished yet. Olbermann, never one to give up after being humiliated, insulted her again.

She decided to reply to him after all. I’m sure Olbermann did not realize that Gaines had endorsed Ron DeSantis. His slap against Donald Trump was pathetic and irrelevant.

GAINES: I dropped and broke my all-SEC First-Team honors as I was preparing to show them. It would have been unfortunate if I did not have any more, but luckily for me I do, so let’s look at it.

SEC title is second in the nation. It’s my SEC Community Service Leader Award, which earned me quite a bit of money. Oh, it’s another SEC trophy, this time an NCAA trophy. Look, it’s the SEC scholar-athlete. You may not believe it, but I am pretty intelligent. Another SEC trophy, another NCAA trophy. Oh, we won the SEC team championship, and some other SEC awards, oh look, another one. It was then that I broke the SEC record for 200 butterflies, a record I still hold. I became one of the fastest Americans ever.

Keith, it would make me sad to break this to prove a thing to an old man who can’t keep a job. But I have more, so I am not. Thanks, Keith.

Olbermann loves to be destroyed by women who are successful. Maybe it gives him a brief moment of happiness in an otherwise dark and lonely existence. Someone is at least paying attention to him.

Gaines’s video could be a good pick-me-up for an old man. Her swimming accomplishments are far superior to anything Olbermann ever did. It is stupid to say that she “sucks” at swimming. It’s a big red flag that he insists on defending an asexual man who beats up women. Let’s just leave it there.