Bigfoot ‘Spotted’ on TikTok—But Spoiler: He Doesn’t Exist!

In the supposedly haunted Parallel forest of Oklahoma, a TikTok clip purportedly shows a Bigfoot munching some plant fronds while reclining against a tree is released. Just one thing: this is not a Bigfoot. Bigfoot doesn’t exist.

 

 

The TikTok account in question is e_man580.

 

The scariest moment in my life. I think I have caught (#! @$^#) Bigfoot caught on camera in parallel forests. I was out enjoying the day, and I saw something off in the distance. As I type, my hands are still shaking.

 

He did not capture a Bigfoot in video footage at the Parallel Forest. He did not capture a Bigfoot anywhere on video. This is a fake. Bigfoot doesn’t exist.

 

This is a very obvious human dressed in disguise. There’s a dead giveaway. One thing that sets humans apart from our primate relatives is their high degree of facial flexibility. When we smile or bare our teeth our jaws and lips move. We also widen our eyes and move our brows when we look at something. You will see that there is no facial movement, no jaw movement, and no eye movement in this video. It’s a mask.

 

 

Because Bigfoot doesn’t exist. These hoaxes are still being repeated, and you can use them to set your Sasq watch.

 

View Related: Claimed Bigfoot sightings in Colorado

 

Expert claims Bigfoot killed this deer. Untrue, Because Bigfoot Doesn’t Exist.

 

This video was shot in what I presume to be Oklahoma’s Parallel Forest. It was the only Parallel Forest that I could find in the United States. The Parallel Forest, you guessed right, is haunted. Yeti, who was filmed in the forest, must have been aware of this. At least he didn’t do bungee jumping.

 

 

This video is a joke. Amazon sells Bigfoot costumes, which include a fairly accurate representation of the Jack Link’s Beef Jerky creature. This video is a joke, despite the protestations made by the poster. There would need to be a large population to support these creatures. And given the reported sightings from Florida to Alaska, we’re talking thousands if not tens or hundreds of thousands. Yet, nobody, not a single skeleton or bone has been discovered. No one has been struck by a vehicle. No one has ever been shot by a hunting dog. No one has been captured.

 

Because Bigfoot doesn’t exist.

 

Nevertheless, sighting reports continue to trickle in. There are reports of a similar cryptid in Europe. The European creature, however, is called Bigmeter. The European creature is also able to drive motor vehicles and prefers a big-toed truck.

 

As I conclude, let me return to the Thursday that is already underway.