Protest Pixie Greta Thunberg Staged Her Own Arrest and We Have the Video

Greta Thunberg, a tiny protest teen, has a big secret. Her arrest at a German protest this week was staged with the assistance of overly friendly police.

Before we move on to the video, I want to briefly give you some background.

Germany’s uber-genius ruling class decided that it would be a great idea to close down its impressive collection of nuclear power stations without any plans to replace their electrical generation capacity or reliability.

Germany could be hit by a tsunami similar to the one that decimated Japan’s Fukushima nuclear reactor in 2011. It doesn’t matter that Germany has more tsunamis than Antarctica has forest fires, but the Fukushima catastrophe is what brought this ball of nuclear-grade stupidity to Angela Merkel’s Berlin.

The abolition of zero-carbon nuclear energy would also save the environment for a variety of reasons.

Germany now only has three nuclear power plants, down from 17 that generated nearly 25% of its power. The closure of those three last nuclear power plants was due at the end of 2022. However, the Ukraine War delayed that date. It turned out that Berlin was foolish to rely on Russia for its energy needs.

Here’s the best part.

What are the eco-whackos responsible for Germany’s nuclear power?

Coal.

That’s right: dirty, sooty, carbon-rich coal.

This irony has reached toxic levels, and California residents may need to be notified by Prop 65.

Enter, stage left: Protest pixie Greta Thunberg.

Berlin is so determined to take on coal that they are razing entire towns to find the coal beneath. The usual crowd of world-savers gathered to protest Erkelenz’s destruction.

They chanted, “Every village stays,” “You’re not alone.”

ABC News reported that protestors were unhappy with the “excessive use of force” by police officers. But, I’ll ask you for your opinion.

Do you find this excessive?

Thunberg smiles and laughs until the photographer takes her into the good light. She then puts on her trademark How Dare You scowl. Thunberg is dragged off by the police, who politely wait until they are ready to join in the fun.

I could not find any record of an actual arrest.

This is why it feels familiar.

Thunberg has been emotionally abused throughout her life by her parents, and by international organizations. I used to feel bad for her.

Here’s what I said when she first became famous in 2019.

The Swedish teenager isn’t a science genius who graduated from an Ivy League school with an advanced agreement in physics. The daughter and granddaughter of famous actors and singers are suffering from Asperger’s syndrome, obsessive-compulsive disorder, and selective mutism. Although I am not a medical professional, these conditions may have occurred when Thunberg, at eight years old, was exposed to climate panic. She became depressed, and lethargic and developed an eating disorder.

Greta is now able to feel happy and energetic again, which I think is a good thing. She is now well enough to participate in an environmentalist long-term scam against decent Europeans who are wondering how they will be able to heat their homes.

How dare you, Greta.