We have a contender for “Most Ludicrous Statement of the Year”. The UN Climate Talks chief, who is also the head of the state oil company of the UAE, made an interesting declaration this year. He called for a global attack on emissions. You read it correctly. He is the man in charge of an oil company that contributes significantly to carbon emissions, which are not a problem with ‘global warming’. It’s laughable!

Sultan al-Jaber made a statement that could only be described by some as a masterclass of hypocrisy. He said: “We must attack all emissions everywhere.” “One, two, three.” I wonder if this man was counting how many private jets he owns while making the statement.

Let’s not just stop with the hypocrisy. Let’s explore the absurdity behind the idea of eradicating carbon emissions. Al-Jaber, and those like him, believe that we can just wave a magic hand, and voila! No more emissions. This is a ridiculous idea that borders on madness and could even be dangerous.

You may ask, “Why is this dangerous?” Consider the consequences. As we know, the global economy is heavily dependent on fossil fuels. This sudden and drastic change could cause economic instability, job loss, and other problems. Who cares for the little people? So long as globalist elites can pat themselves on their back for “saving the planet.”

This brings us to our crux. It’s not about saving the world. It’s all about control. It’s all about control.

The elites in this brave new society will continue to enjoy their luxurious lifestyles and jet around the globe (in private jets that emit emissions, no doubt), leaving the rest of us to pick up all the pieces.

Al-Jaber is to be thanked for his enlightening remarks. After we stop laughing at all the absurdity, we’ll make sure to remember them. We’ll keep driving our cars and living our lives in the meantime. We don’t have time for hypocrisy.