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Woman In Canada Falls In Love With A Tree

An “ecosexual” 45-year-old woman in British Columbia may or may not reciprocate the feelings she feels for a tree.

A self-proclaimed “ecosexual” took nature loving to the extreme after becoming infatuated with an oak tree — which she says fills her with “erotic energy.”

Sonja Smyonova, a SWNS reporter, said that her forest fetish is a source of eroticism.

She is an “ecosexual” as defined in “Here Come The Ecosexuals”. This person finds “nature romantic, sensual and sexy” and often sees “Earth as love.”

This woman’s story is a departure from the many literary stories about people finding their true love in nature. This sounds very sexual to me – not only because “…imagines Earth as her lover. ”

Don’t even bother thinking about it.

After moving from Vancouver Island to British Columbia, in winter 2020, “somatic sexual education in training” and “self-intimacy specialist” began pining after plants.

Semyonova, who is an expert on “erotic stories”, said she saw a giant tree while walking in the woods during the lockdown.

“I was walking a path near the tree five days a week for the whole winter,” the nature lover explained. “I noticed a connection with the tree. I would lie against it.”

In the summer of 2021, the connection between the oak and the naturalist grew stronger. She began to develop erotic feelings for the hardwood.

And you thought eco-protesters were crazy.

It is her right to live her life as she pleases. Even if the oak tree is immovable, she can still find happiness in her small yurt. It’s always the same little yurt around these people – why? They can start to grow roots.

The tree will never get tired of her. The tree will never tire of hearing her.

You feel sorry for her because she has never been in the wilderness. You can die quickly if you do not treat it with respect or if you lack the knowledge or experience to deal with it. She probably doesn’t go out in the snow or rain to commune with her woody friend.

Is there a sound made when someone declares love for a particular tree?

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